![]() “I’m quite good at spending money but a lifetime of outrageous wealth hasn’t taught me much about managing it” ~ Tyrion Lannister “Oh Lancel, tell my friend Bronn to please kill you if anything should happen to me” ~ Tyrion Lannister I am the god of tits and wine… I shall build a shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit.” ~ Tyrion Lannister You never know which one you’ll need. ~ Tyrion Lannister “It’s hard to put a leash on a dog once you’ve put a crown on its head.” ~ Tyrion Lannister Those are brave men knocking at our door. Your gold he steals, your women he rapes. If he gets in it will be your house that burns. Don’t fight for honor, Don’t fight for Glory, Don’t fight for riches, because you won’t get any. Wear It like armor and it can Never be used to hurt you. ~ Tyrion Lannisterĭon’t fight for a king. I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things. ~ Tyrion Lannister “I’ve got every kind of filth down here except the kind I like” ~ Tyrion Lannister ![]() I am the god of tits and wine” ~ Tyrion Lannister “We’ve had vicious kings, and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!” ~ Tyrion Lannister We Make Peace With Our Enemies, Not Our Friends.“Why Is It that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what’s on the other side?” ~ Tyrion LannisterĬut off his manhood and feed it to the goats ~ Tyrion LannisterĪ mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. ~ Tyrion Lannister I trust the eyes of an honest man more than I trust what everybody knows. Shaggar: How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin? Tyrion: In my own bed, at the age of, with a belly full of wine and a girl’s mouth around my c*ck. – Tyrion LannisterĮvery time we deal with an enemy, we create two more. And you need to see things the way they do if you’re going to anticipate their actions, respond effectively, and beat them. You need to take your enemy’s side if you’re going to see things the way they do. – Tyrion LannisterĪll dwarves are b*stards in their father’s eyes. – Tyrion LannisterĬut off his manhood and feed it to the goats. – Tyrion LannisterĪ long and bloody tale. Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons. We’ve had vicious kings, and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king! – Tyrion Lannister Why are all the gods such vicious c*nts? Where is the god of t*ts and wine? – Tyrion Lannister The lord of light wants his enemies burned. I remember reading an old sailor’s proverb, ‘Piss on wildfire and your c*ck burns off.’ – Tyrion Lannister It’s even better luck to suck a dwarf’s c*ck. I suppose he stares at you longingly because he’s hopeful for a successful military alliance. I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and b*stards and broken things. ![]() My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer and I have my mind… and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge. I like it more than anything I’ve ever done. Our people haven’t been friends in the past. What sort of imbecile arms an assassin with his own blade? – Tyrion Lannister I am the greatest Lannister killer of our time. I killed my father, Tywin Lannister, with a bolt to the heart. You want revenge against the Lannisters? I killed my mother, Joanna Lannister, on the day I was born. If You Want Justice, You’ve Come To The Wrong Place. If you’re going to be a cripple, it’s better to be a rich cripple. You can’t f*ck your way out of everything.
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